
Umpire's Corner
Death and Transfiguration
The untimely and horrendous murder of Bob Woolmer has cast a giant shadow over the World Cricket Cup in the West Indies.
Rumours abound, but there some undoubted and well-documented truths, too. Bob was not only a fine cricketer and respected coach; he was an intelligent and gifted thinker. To take on the job of coaching the Pakistan national team at any time would seem to be a job-and-a-half, but with accusations of match-fixing, ball-tampering, suspect actions and drub abuse constantly in the headlines, it must have been a labour of Hercules. Given that Peisandros of Rhodes listed twelve, this might have been one labour too many!
It is known that drug abuse was a feature of the game that agonised him up to his death. It is said that he planned to reveal its extent in a new book. This may even have contributed to his demise. What is also known is his feelings about “ball-tampering”.
During the Golden Period of English cricket in the ’50s and ’60s, Jim Laker and Tony Lock wreaked havoc with their spin attack. Jim bowled off-breaks; Tony also spun the ball with a similar action, but was left-armed. He had a lethal, albeit dubious, faster ball, and was often deployed when the ball still had its shine. His first action when taking such a ball was to rub it furiously in the footmarks to remove sufficient lacquer to give him a good grip with his spinning finger. Although this may have annoyed the hell out of the swing bowlers in the side, it was, at that time, not illegal. Remember that pitches in those days were uncovered to the elements, and the “sticky dog” was an unpleasant pitch on which to bat, rather than an undernourished greyhound. Too many ruined matches in the new era of Packer economics urged the authorities to change the playing regulations to allow full-pitch covering, and the MCC accordingly changed the Laws to illegitimise “changing the condition of the ball” by any more sinister means than good-old “spit-and-polish”.
More trouble hit the England team on tour when Essex’s John Lever was suspected of transferring his lip-salve onto the ball to maintain the shine. “Jake” maintained furiously that this was one use of Vaseline he had not considered. Amazingly enough, Fred Trueman, an advertised addict of Brylcreem, frequently used the sweat of his brow to polish the ball. No-one, certainly none who had the opportunity to face his bowling, ever dared to suggest Fiery Fred needed any outside help to propel his lethal deliveries!
The current World Cup has shown the interesting subject of replacing the ball when it is “not white enough”. This seems to be a variable feast, and not always to the approval of both sides involved in the match. Interestingly, the ball is immediately replaced in baseball if it is thought to have picked up any kind of damage or discolouration. Should we contemplate the use of a ball whose appearance never changes? Who would benefit the more from such a change – batsman or bowler? Slow bowling would clearly become a minority exercise; ‘reverse swing’ would become a meaningless term. So would “facing the new ball”. Costs to Clubs would be astronomic. No, it wouldn’t work
But what about Bob Woolmer’s notion of allowing the fielding side to ‘work on’ the ball to obtain benefit? Is it entirely impractical? “Pass us the Pledge/cheese-grater/talc, please, Umps!” Do you fancy trying to catch a 100 mph – sorry, 160 kph – lump of grease lightning? Probably not. Goalkeepers’ gloves for the fielders? We’re back to baseball again!
Maybe it’s the severity of the punishment for being caught ‘changing the condition of’ the ball which is at fault. Should it be a five-run penalty, or should the ball just be replaced? We haven’t even mentioned ‘seam-picking’, a well-practised art at many levels. There needs to be action of some sort, if only to allow the umpires more leaway when intervening.
Another farce like the Darrell Hair episode must be avoided at all costs.
Athene Noctua
Tamper Ye Not!
I was asked by an eminent member of the umpiring community to comment on a particular news item in a daily rag. You might be amused - or BEmused - by my reply.
"Gentlemen
I request help with the following statement.
Derek Pringle states.
Quote.
Given that the ball was only 18 overs old at the time, to make a specific complaint then would have been unusual, as the effects of tampering only becomes obvious after about 30 overs.
Unquote
Am I missing something? (probably)
(An eminent umpire - name withheld)."
"Dear (eminent umpire),
After tedious research, I declare myself amazed at the mountains of nonsense churned out over this event, so a badly edited Pringle piece is no stranger, even from a paper I would not normally read.
The 18 overs he speaks of is the number bowled with the ill-fated ball at stumps on the third day. Duncan Fletcher went then to see the Match Referee Mike Procter, and Pringle assumes it would not have been regarding ball tampering as the effects would not be obvious. But he might well have set the scene for the actions of the umpires.
The thirty over figure would be the period when normal swing, i.e. seam pointing in the direction the ball is to swerve and shiny side to the front, has been used up by the swing bowlers. Now the trick is to get the ball sufficiently scuffed on one side to be able to get a paceman to effect reverse swing using drag, i.e. seam pointed in opposite direction and shiny side at the back. As I understand it, it doesn't have to have a particularly shiny side, as long as one side is well scuffed. Moisture on the rear-end also seems to work (sounds fascinating).
Inzamam-ul-Haq's mistake was to protest too much, and at the wrong time. Darrell Hair, for all the blessed press have to say about him (and I haven't read anything good yet), struck me as a rather dull but highly principled man when he came to Potter's Bar to talk to us. When his PowerPoint presentation broke down, I was surprised at how bland he made his career sound. I don't think he has an agenda here - he just dislikes cheating. I see him as the Ron Pickering of cricket. When Ron threatened to expose the big names of drug abuse in athletics, I told a friend he had just signed his own death warrant. Within weeks he was gone, suffering a massive heart attack. Just like you get from a steroid overdose. Of course, he was wrong, and no athlete has ever been found to have cheated. (Pause for dramatic effect.) RAOTFL {For those of you new to textspeak, that's "roll about on the floor, laughing"}.
Well, I hope there's no magic syringe around a dark corner for poor old Darrell, especially as he's due to retire in a year, but I can see the cover-up boys at work already. The chief comic at the moment appears to be Shahryar Khan, Chairman of the Pakistan Cricket Board, who among other absurd comments said "The captain was not allowed to see the ball before it was changed." I read this on page two of yesterday's Guardian - on page one was a picture, by Chris Young/PA, of the umpires and Inzi closely examining the damaged ball.
Now, hear my friend and first-ball 'bunny' Shahid Afridi, in full flow during the India vs Pakistan series earlier this year: "If the weather is dry or hot then you can get some help from the pitch while bowling, but even then you have to help the ball yourself. If any team does tamper with the ball, I don't think there's anything wrong."
OK guys, round up the usual suspects. (Abdul Qadir said virtually the same thing in 2004, bemoaning the fact that with so much television coverage, it had become impossible to make up [tamper with] the ball as they normally did.) And get hold of that Paul Daniels fellow, see if he can work out how to do it while the eyes of the world are upon you - shouldn't take him more than five minutes.
My prize for the best pratfall in all this? Listen to the drivel from James Lawton, The Independent's Chief Sports Writer:
"Yesterday former British prime minister John Major, (sic) like Sir Mick Jagger and the late Welsh poet Dylan Thomas, a devotee of a game which used to be known as one of manners, was among the crowd at the Oval. He is one of those who has always argued that cricket provided a refuge from some of the worst pressures and cynicisms of modern life, but there was little protection in Kennington yesterday.
As former England captains David Gower, Mike Atherton, Ian Botham and Nasser Hussain, grappled to come to terms with the worst crisis since the International Cricket Council insisted on a World Cup staged partly in Robert Mugabe's Zimbabwe, Major's face spoke of shock and incomprehension.
The reaction was of men watching something they considered extremely precious break apart before their eyes.
Yesterday it was cricket's ordeal, cricket's pain. Tomorrow no doubt it could be almost any other sport's. One by one the games we play are falling into disrepute. One by one they are inviting the big question: how long can sport, in its present form and morality, survive?"
As Inzi might well have said, "Omar Gul!" Or was it Charlie Drake? You know, "of Weybridge."
Perhaps while Mr Lawton was so close to the former PM, he might have asked him how he managed to conceal an affair with one of his cabinet ministers while in office. Ball-tampering pales into insignificance against that trick! But then he doesn't know the man at all, or he might well have noticed the elevation of John Major to Knight of the Garter in April 2005!! Nice of him to give Sir Mick his proper dues, though, wasn't it? Well spotted (not).
As to the death of sport, heralded so often it has become a joke, I left the sopping Leverstock Green on Saturday having failed to get a ball bowled owing to a massive downpour. As I passed Cockfosters on the way home, a similar drenching was being administered by the Almighty. I got to the roundabout as the rain stopped and carried on past the old Saracens' ground to witness two batsmen and eleven bedraggled fielders emerging from the pavilion to continue battle, preceded by another player in full whites, but wearing an umpire's coat - and wellington boots.
Dead? Nah. Dying? Well, aren't we all? But it's money that's the culprit. Cheats should never prosper - but who has all the money? The good guys - or the cheats?"
Since that reply, two extraordinary things have come to light - the $500,000 price-tag (which taught me a lesson - Darrell Hair clearly has a superbly disguised sense of humour, to go with his healthy concern for the purity of cricket, matched only by his pragmatic approach to what is, after all, just a game) - and the the utterance by match referee Barry Jarman that the somewhat oleaginous Mr Bob Woolmer's South Africans were not averse to a little scratching of their balls, too!
Now, Mr Devonshire, to answer the question you posed in "Ask Umpire" discussion page, Umpires do not retire. They are "changed" (Law 3.2). This only happens during a match. After the match, they revert to people. People, as we all know, can be right or wrong. An umpire is always right, EVEN WHEN HE'S WRONG. That's why the Test Match could not be restarted after Mr Hair, as umpire, had awarded it to England.
Finally, it's worth noting that umpiring in American baseball only improved to a level acceptable to players and administrators when they were paid $80K per annum to immerse themselves entirely in umpiring throughout the year, training in the off-season, until they were so good that the slow-mo video playbacks became obselete. Did you read that an attempt to allow all appeals to be referred to the video umpire in a cricket match increased the length of the match by more than half? And who would pay to instal the necessary equipment at every first-class ground? There is one other thought - you can play cricket without trained umpires - millions do every day - but you can't play without players! Just get out there and enjoy some healthy competition. Over and out (for now).
Athene Noctua
"What do you mean, 'Not out'? Why?"
It may have been a match in the depths of the Saracens' League, but the outcome has been a titanic battle between umpires at every level.
For the benefit of new readers – the batsman swept at a leg-side slow ball which took the under-edge of the bat, bounced up and struck the back of the striker’s hand, still holding the bat as the stroke was completed, and looped to short fine-leg, who took a comfortable catch. The batsman stood his ground and was adjudged “not out” on appeal.
After the match, the skipper of the fielding side asked the umpire why it had not been given out. He was quoted, quite correctly, Law 34 3(d) that seems to support the verdict:-
“(A catch shall be considered to have been fairly made if) a fielder catches the ball after it has been lawfully struck more than once by the striker, but only if the ball has not touched the ground since first being struck.”
“But that’s not fair!” was the skipper’s anguished reply.
Was he right? The answer, I assert, is “Yes, and no.” That particular sub-clause is fair, when correctly interpreted. However, I believe this batsman survived unfairly.
The Laws ARE fair. Indeed, since 1744 in the Star and Garter, compositors of the canon by which we fight our noblest of games have striven to achieve the epitome of fairness. The stumbling block – and tell me it was not here in 1744 – is our other treasure, our English language.
The dilemma upon which we have so successfully impaled ourselves this time is the similarity – perhaps, the homogeneity – of two words: strike v. p.p. struck - OE strican ‘go, flow’ and ‘rub lightly’ W Gmc origin (related to following); and stroke n. act of hitting, v. ‘move one’s hand over with gentle pressure (p.p. stroked) OE stracian ‘caress lightly’. Add a third, “play v. strike a ball or execute a stroke; n. a move or manoeuvre in a sport or game” and we have a fine casserole.
I came to the Laws in 1960, at the age of 17. By 1962, I had passed Written and Oral examinations with scores in the 90’s, and only missed Full Membership status by playing, rather than umpiring, matches. However, I never lost my interest, and remained a member of ACU (later ACU&S), receiving “How’s That?” for many years. I feel I understand the Laws, not just as a code, but as a concept. Fairness is embodied therein; sometimes, its intention can be misunderstood. At school, we had all-year-round matches of cricket in the playground, with mini-bats and practice golf-balls. I drew up a code of rules, calling them “The Laws of Hardcourt Cricket”. We had one player who would challenge them to breaking point, and I was involved with constant rewrites to frustrate his attempts to cheat. It was a valuable experience when it came to interpreting the senior version. The problem is as old as the hills. You say what you mean, but do you mean what you say? Is it the same thing?
My point is that the current code has places where something reasonable is intended, but a misinterpretation leads to a ruling which I describe as bizarre. How did we possibly get to the position where we would see a ball flick a striker’s pad, bounce, then take the edge of his bat in the same stroke, fly to slip, be held, and the man be declared “not out”?
Let us start this analysis with the 1744 code. As you know, there were no numbers, but they came under headings.
“Laws for Ye Strikers, or those that are in
(3rd paragraph)
A stroke or nip over or under his Batt, or upon his hands, but not arms, if ye Ball be held before she touches ye ground, though she be hug’d to the body, it’s Out.”
No reference here as to how the ball may be struck – it is to be assumed that “bat, no ground, held” is out, however it was fashioned, if it comes in the first stroke. Logically, bat, ground, body, ground, bat, body, fielder’s hand” would satisfy the requirement, as there was a sequence of “no grounding between bat and fielder” in that stroke.
Then follows:
(6th paragraph)
“If a ball is nipped up and he strikes her again, wilfully, before she comes to ye Wicket, its Out.”
Here is our “unlawful” second (or subsequent) strike. It is clearly defined as “wilful” – NOT accidental – and the penalty is quite clear. Again, we have to get into the mind of the writer and deduce that it was considered wrong to hit the ball again, even in defence of the wicket, if it is a candidate for a catch. This is fundamental. It must have informed Lord’s when confirming the dismissal of Len Hutton for Obstruction when he unwittingly baulked Endean but wilfully attempted an unlawful second strike.
Strangely sited under “Batt Foot or Hand over ye Crease”, we find:
(6th paragraph)
“If a Striker nips a ball up just before him, he may fall before his Wicket, or pop down his Batt before she comes to it, to save it.”
Here is the “lawful” second – or subsequent – “strike”. It is quite clear that this is a defensive measure, allowed only to stop the ball hitting the wicket after being played the first time. It is also clear that no actual “stroke” is permitted – popping down the bat is hardly a device for scoring runs, any more than falling down on the wicket would be.
Let us move on to the Code adopted – and frequently amended – from 1884.
“The Striker is out –
22. (Or,) if the ball, from a stroke of the bat or hand, but not the wrist, be held before it touch the ground, although it be hugged to the body of the catcher :– “Caught.”…
27. Or, if the ball be struck, or be stopped by any part of his person and he wilfully strikes it again, except it be done for the purpose of guarding his wicket, which he may do with his bat, or any part of his person except his hands : – “Hit the ball twice.”
Again, the phrase “wilfully strikes it again” confirms the illegality of wilfully striking the ball again other than in defence of the stumps. Note, also, that after a period of playing the sport far in excess of the time from then till now, no mention at all has been made of an unintentional second or subsequent hit, of which there must have been legion.
Now we come to the code upon which I cut my teeth – that ground out from grim experience in 1947 and periodically updated right up to 1980.
Many of the points defined in the code clearly came from a desire to give the bowler credit for wickets taken wherever possible – balls struck directly to the bowler, who parries the ball into the non-striker’s wicket when he is out of his ground, and thus technically out, Run Out, and then held by a fieldsman without touching the ground from the strike. We all know, now, that that is out Caught, and the bowler thus takes credit for the wicket.
In a similar fashion, although less common, there must have been occasions where a batsman played the ball initially into the air, but towards the stumps, and took another stroke at the ball to prevent it hitting the wicket. Not out “Hit the ball twice”, but if it had not bounced between strikes, it could still be caught. That was obviously out Caught, but what if the ball had bounced in between strokes? It would be unfair to give the batsman out Caught, as he was legally entitled to play the second stroke, knowing he could not benefit from runs directly from the stroke.
Where, then, should that be defined? The obvious choice was in the Law relating to catches:
“35. – The Striker is out “Caught” – If the ball, from a stroke of the bat or of the hand holding the bat, but not the wrist, be held by a Fieldsman before it touch the ground, although it be hugged to the body of the catcher, or be accidentally lodged in his dress. The Fieldsman must have both his feet entirely within the playing area at the instant the catch is completed.”
In an experimental addition, the words “and afterwards” were added, to resolve an occasion where a fielder run over the boundary. Note well, however, that no mention at all is made of when the offending contact with the bat or hand is to be made. Do you suppose no-one had even considered a “double-hit”? Obviously, if it had bounced after final contact with the bat, it could not be out, so why say it?
We have to read down to sub-section 6 to find:
“– if the striker lawfully plays the ball a second time he may be out under this Law, but only if the ball has not touched the ground since being first struck.”
“Lawfully playing” can only logically be construed as a subsequent stroke to the first, in that it refers to the legitimacy of a second attempt to hit the ball as defined in Law 37 – as it then was – “HIT THE BALL TWICE”.
“37. – The Striker is out “Hit the ball twice” – If the ball be struck or be stopped by part of his person, and he wilfully strike it again, except for the sole purpose of guarding his wicket, which he may do with his bat or any part of his person, other than his hands. No runs except those which result from an overthrow shall be scored from a ball lawfully struck twice.” (my underlining).
There is the key: the only other reference to “lawfully”, and clearly referring to the second attempt to play the ball, not the first. The Law went on to deny the right of the striker to play at the ball again if in so doing he baulk the wicket-keeper attempting a catch. It did not refer to whether a catch was in the offing, as that was covered by subsection 6 of Law 35 – Caught.
The 1980 code made little change to the situation, in that the wording became:
“2 a fair catch
A catch shall be considered to have been fairly made if:
(d) A Fieldsman catches the ball, after it has been lawfully played a second time by the Striker, but only if the ball has not touched the ground since first being struck.”
Again, the word “played” appears, indicating that it is a lawful second play, rather than a second strike, which would have included a double hit. “Play” must be seen as a deliberate stroke, or the Law relating to illegal deflection under Leg Byes falls to pieces. The problem arose that saying “played” did not ensure that the ball had been struck, which would be necessary for a catch even to be considered.
None of the available definitions of either Law referred to “double-hits”. It was clearly not considered to be a problem. This only arose as a result of the 2000 rewrite. In this, thought was clearly given to the phrase “lawfully played a second time”. Suppose the batsman missed in his second attempt to protect his stumps, and took a third stroke, or more? The significant sub-clause changed to:
“(d) a fielder catches the ball after it has been lawfully struck more than once by the striker, but only if the ball has not touched the ground since first being struck.”
Suddenly, a Law which had attempted to allow a bowler to claim a catch even though a batsman had lawfully played more than one stroke in attempting to protect his stumps, became construed as a protection for a batsman – playing a single swipe at the ball from which a final contact with bat and ball, with no intervention from the ground, is held by a fieldsman – from being adjudged “caught”.
This is unfair on the bowler. A senior colleague, hearing of the recent incident where a bodged sweep went bat, ground, back of the hand, fielder, said he would give the batsman “not out, caught” but if the ball had flown over the boundary without pitching, he would only have awarded a boundary four.
Nowhere in the current Tom Smith’s has this situation been discussed, despite a technical paper having been issued well before the rewrite stating that pad-ground-bat-fielder in the same stroke was “not out, caught”. Indeed, on Pages 218 and 219: “accidental double hit” and “wilful second hit (in defence of his wicket)” it positively avoids it. Were there the need to clarify a catch from a double-hit, it would surely have been there.
Sub-section (d) should have clarified its intent thus:
“(d) Law 32 – Caught 3(d)
(A fair catch shall be considered to have been fairly made if…)
a fielder catches the ball after it has been struck by a batsman making a second or subsequent stroke at the ball solely in order to guard his wicket, but only if the ball does not touch the ground after final contact with the bat during the first stroke. See Law 34.3 (Ball lawfully struck more than once).”
It has been said that I am ignoring the plain facts of the written Law. Very, very few Laws have been written so well that they offer no loopholes. If it were so, lawyers would hardly be necessary. “6. Thou shalt not kill.” What, never? The Law may not say exactly what it means – that does not mean we slavishly follow it down a false path.
If we cannot justify the fairness of a Law – it must have been open to misinterpretation.
Athene Noctua
"I Don’t Believe It!"
My old chum, Victor Meldrew, had a lovely way of expressing his incredulity, especially when reading articles from his local paper, particularly when they exposed him as some kind of demented criminal miscreant – or just a silly old man.
I’m no different – it really gets my dander up when I see fellow umpires’ efforts berated in the local press, either by the all-knowing, all-seeing roving reporter (if you’re lucky) but more likely by the bloke who got what he considered to be "a shocker". None of us goes out there to "get" anyone, I hope – we can’t tell who they are, half the time, what with helmets and steamed-up glasses. So why on Earth waste all that bile on someone who gives up his day for a pittance, if any, and for the benefit of the game?
I don’t mind when they tell me I was wrong, provided it’s in the bar afterwards – I get a chance to put my view, and put them right on points of law. I also get a valuable opportunity to learn from my own mistakes, if such they were, to the improvement of my own performance next time! But not in the report on the game in the paper, please! That just invites criticism of all umpires and referees at any time, and that is anarchy. And if anyone says it’s no good complaining to the Editor, I think there’s a clue in the Job Name, isn’t there?
But see what was sent to the Mercury recently – it was printed in full in the Association of Cricket Umpires and Scorers’ magazine "How’s That?" October edition. Do you know, I could almost have written it myself…
To the Editor –
Sir,
As a qualified cricket umpire and registered umpiring instructor, it distressed me greatly to hear of two instances of biased and misleading reporting in your newspapers this weekend.
In the Hertfordshire edition of the Mercury, page 2 of Mercury Sport had the following headlines: -
Controversial lbw decision proves pivotal moment of match
Hertford feel very hard Dun by over Darby dismissal
Arguably, ALL lbw dismissals are controversial. Without the assistance of "Hawkeye", jobbing umpires up and down the country have to make reasonably swift decisions on the further progression of batsmen based upon their eyes, ears and experience. They may make occasional mistakes - like the players, they are also prone to human error - very, very few employ bias. They are, however the ONLY people who can make the necessary observation by virtue of where they are standing. So for your report to continue : -
"Darby's dismissal was both crucial and controversial - unlucky to be given leg before wicket when it appeared the ball was going well down the off-side."
was somewhat unfair. From whose point of view? The batsman's? The spectators, none of whom would have been permitted to be in line behind the bowler's arm? Obviously not the wicket-keeper and bowler, as they would have been the appellants in this case.
But it was also patent nonsense, as Hertford were, by your reporter's admission, well behind the required run-rate set by Dunstable. How an lbw decision could be stated as the reason for a collapse in which the last eight batsmen scored twelve runs beggars belief. In fact this was yet another case this season of Hertford collapsing when in a relatively easy winning position. Umpiring decisions have nothing to do with it. It troubles me that a member of your staff was one of the eight batsmen in this match, although his wicket remained intact. I do hope he had nothing to do with the headline.
The second instance I refer to was a throwaway line in the reporting in the Hoddesdon Mercury of the match between Reed and Broxbourne on the same day (July 17). Quote: -
"Broxbourne got off to the worst possible start when Chris Dawson was harshly given out lbw first ball of the innings."
Harshly? Do you mean he should have been allowed at least one ball to get his eye in? Or do you mean the appeal from most of the Reed players, including a senior player of many years' experience at first slip, was unfair? If you mean it was in error, I can assure you the ball, which the batsman missed, struck his back leg just as it was about to remove both the middle and leg stumps: it was fast, straight, and lethal. How would I know? Because I gave him out.
My concern is that by printing this kind of uninformed comment, you bring the role of the umpire into disrepute. This does us, the umpires, no good at all when it comes to our control of the behaviour of players; it does the work of umpires' associations across the board no good when it comes to trying to attract people into the calling - why should they give up their afternoons to be subjected to this kind of stricture?
But more importantly, it promotes the kind of attitude which will ultimately lead, if unchecked, to the playing of organised sport becoming impossible. Without the skill of trained administrators, referees and umpires it will descend into open warfare, and be dangerous and illegal. The wrong kind of spectators will be attracted - just look at the difference between an association football crowd and a rugby football crowd, then study how the officials are treated in each format - and parents will influence their children to take up less aggressive pursuits.
Is that what you want? Or are you just trying to sell papers to the wrong kind of people?
Yours faithfully,
Ian Don
Association of Cricket Umpires and Scorers Qualified Umpire no. D78
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Ian.Don@ntlworld.com
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"Walker"
"It’s hanging there now," replied the boy.
"Is it?" said Scrooge. "Go and buy it."
"Walk-
ER!" exclaimed the boy.
"No, no," said Scrooge, "I am in earnest…"
"A CHRISTMAS CAROL"
Charles Dickens
When Dickens wrote these famous words one hundred and sixty years ago, when I was but a chick, we can suppose that "Walker" was some term of ridicule, like "You’re having a lark!" (which nobody seems to get right these days) or "Naff off!", as royally uttered. In the United States, a Jaywalker can be prosecuted for crossing the road against the lights. A Floorwalker is slightly better than a salesgirl, and a Streetwalker… well…
So why do the old-timers around – and sometimes on – the cricket fields speak in awe of the batsman who is "a walker"?
If I go back to the early days of organised football, when the Corinthian Casuals amateurs habitually won the FA Cup, it was considered poor form to clear a ball off the line if you were not the goalkeeper. The rest of YOUR team would "send you to Coventry" – i.e. cut you dead – if you committed such an ungentlemanly act. The phrase "It’s not cricket" was applied to any action considered to be an attempt to gain an unfair advantage. If, while playing cricket, you hit a catch that was taken, you left the field. That’s what the Law says, anyway – there’s no mention of "in the opinion of the umpire".
How often have YOU struck a ball without realising you had done so? Not too often, I would say.
But coming closer to the present day, we encounter Lord Cowdrey and "Sir" Peter May, those fine upstanding products of the Public (i.e. private) school systems at Tonbridge and Charterhouse, who were committed "walkers". That made umpiring so much easier, as, believe it or not, it is quite difficult to determine the difference between a nick from a glove and from a pad, and between one from a bat and from a dried wormcast on the pitch. Or DID it? Because it was a known fact that both these stalwarts would wait for the umpire’s decision if the match were at a crucial stage!
So what did that do? If, as umpire, you thought you’d detected a nick of bat on ball, only to see the famous "walker" remain in his ground, would you not begin to doubt your own eyes and ears? And if so, would you not be obliged to say "Not out"?
Nearly up-to-date now – Graham Gooch, great man of Essex and England, in his autobiography entitled, pithily: "GOOCH My Autobiography" said this:
On the subject of walking: would I have walked without even waiting to see what the umpire’s decision was, if that ball had nicked my bat instead of my pad?
If it had obviously hit my bat and deviated a mile, of course I would have. But in any close decision I believe it is better to wait for the umpire’s decision. So many batsmen want it both ways – they don’t walk for obvious dismissals, and then kick up a fuss when the decision is close. I am sure it is best simply to wait for the decision, and if it goes against you, get off promptly. That way there need be no moans or complaints, and the umpires’ authority is maintained. Since I’ve been captain I have always instructed my players, whether batting or fielding, to wait for the umpire’s decision and, when it’s been given, to comply without hesitation.
Those are my underlinings, but the point is well made. I dislike being told, after having given a batsman out, that he "would have walked if he’d hit it", as it is an unreliable test. My eyes are OK, at present, but my extra-sensory perception leaves much to be desired! All I want is for players to appreciate that umpires do make mistakes – they are, despite some occasional comments, all human – and subject to the same errors as the players. The point is, none of us cheat – I hope – and the error would be an honest one. Accept it, and leave – or stay – and say nothing. You will have a much happier career!
To put that in a nutshell, let me borrow the words of the Grantham Baroness, with slight changes:
"You ‘walk’ if you want to. The Umpire’s not for spurning!"
Athene Noctua
"If you want to get ahead, get a hat!"
That was what they used to say, in my youth. Such a long time ago. Nowadays, few people wear hats except in a sporting capacity – tennis, baseball, motor racing and cricket, for instance. But suppose you find the hat an encumbrance, when trying to take a catch, for instance, or running to field a ball? I’ve noticed it has become the norm to flick the hat off as you run, certainly as far as cricket is concerned. Suppose you throw the ball back and hit your own hat? What then?
The answer – and you were expecting this, were you not, my children? – is complicated. If the hat had blown off through your electrifying burst of pace – not something many of you will have experienced lately, I fear – no penalty will ensue, just as if you had fallen in trying to make a catch and the ball had hit your untenanted cap as it escaped your clutches.
But what if you had deliberately knocked the hat off?
In such a case, the umpire would have no option but to call "Dead ball!" immediately, award 5 penalty runs to the batting side, and put both you and your captain on report. The same would apply to the growing trend of ‘keepers throwing off a gauntlet to take the throw-in with the ‘wrong’ hand, then take the ball in the ungloved hand and attempt a shy at the other end. If the ball fell onto the discarded glove, curtains. It would have to be so – if the ball might have gone for overthrows, it would be unfair on the batting side if the discarded glove saved runs despite the ‘keeper’s error.
Having said that, I can’t see the report being taken too seriously back at the ranch, and it might even be decided that it could be dispensed with – but the 5 run penalty would have to stand!
Come to think of it, I’ve watched a lot of that American offshoot, baseball, and I’ve yet to see a left or right field man knock his cap off to make a catch, have you? And they invented the long peak, too!
Athene noctua
"We’re a Man Short!"
Remember the hilarious American sitcom "Soap"? There’s one exchange that I shall never forget:
(Short character): "Hold on, we’re a man short."
(Fat character): "You’re a man short!"
(Short character): "You’re a man fat!"
Fight ensues.
Unfortunately, it’s not funny when you have to own up to having less than a full team. But sometimes, the opposition are the injured party. Take a recent incident in a Saracen’s League match:
The away team arrived at the ground with only nine men. The skipper spoke to the home captain and said that another player might be coming along later. Significantly, he then handed over the team card, as required by the League and by the Laws of Cricket, which contained only nine names. The away side then batted.
Two hours later, another player duly arrived. At the fall of a wicket, he came in to bat. Whether it was obvious to the home captain that he was the unnamed tenth man is uncertain, but nothing was said, perhaps through embarrassment, and some important runs were scored while he was at the crease.
After tea, the home team’s innings commenced. By this time, it was recognised who the extra player was. To the home skipper’s astonishment, he proceeded to take the new ball. The skipper immediately complained, and the umpire ruled that the player could not bowl until two hours of playing time had passed. The away skipper retorted that tacit approval had been given for the man to join the match as a player, therefore he should be allowed to bowl. The umpire stood his ground, and the bowler was changed. However, the away team skipper maintained that a player could join the match at any time on the first day, and accused the home skipper of cheating.
Analysis
So – who was right, and who was wrong? Well, the away team skipper was nearly right – Law 2.8, relating to players returning to the field, used to have the phrase: "This restriction shall not apply at the start of a new day’s play." It was removed in the 2000 code.
Skippers who had never bothered with the requirement of Law 1 that the names of the team should be exchanged before the toss with the opposing team found the necessity to do so imposed by league cricket a tiresome irrelevance. Even the requirement to add the ages of junior players seemed just so much bureaucracy. Yet it is incidents such as this that highlight the benefits of the nomination process.
In the incident above, only nine names had been exchanged. Law 1.2 says that "No player may be changed after the nomination without the consent of the opposing captain." By "changed" we can suppose that this includes "added" – in essence, Mr Blank can’t become Mr Person. On this occasion, the fact that the home captain made no fuss when the new player came out to bat could be interpreted as consent, although a solicitor might drive buses through that one.
What happened in the second innings is governed by a new ruling in Law 2.5. It says:
"If a fielder fails to take the field with his side at the start of the match or at any later time, or leaves the field during a session of play…
(c) if he is absent for 15 minutes or longer, he shall not be permitted to bowl thereafter… until he has been on the field for at least that length of playing time for which he was absent."
It says "fielder" and that’s what it means – only time off the field whilst a member of the fielding side counts. There is no embargo against a batsman joining the game late – if nominated, he can bat as soon as he arrives, if needed.
This incident, therefore, revolves around the action of the home captain in ‘permitting’ the renegade player to bat. If he was not asked if the player might join the side, there is no argument – the new player should not have been allowed to bat or bowl, nor could he field as a substitute, as there is no wholly acceptable reason for his doing so. The fact that he did bat is irrelevant. There is no penalty for batting when you should not, other than the authorities taking punitive action against the club concerned.
If the home captain was asked if the new player could join the side, and he gave his approval, the new player would have had full playing rights, since his side had not been fielding for fifteen minutes or more when he arrived on the ground.
ATHENE NOCTUA
England can be justified in dim view of umpires
By Mark Nicholas
(Filed: 23/03/2004)
Sport Telegraph
"Against the backdrop of a deep and dark purple sky, play on the fourth evening of the second Test in Trinidad was called to a premature halt because the umpires insisted that the players left the field. The England batsmen were unimpressed - nay, furious. They wanted to bat on, into the night if need be, to secure victory lest it rain today which, it must be said, was not forecast.
Worse still, a strong rumour was floating through the thick, humid air that Brian Lara was happy to play on. This is a tough one to believe. The umpires claim that conditions had become dangerous and therefore took the law into their own hands.
Should it rain all day today, Billy Bowden and Daryl Harper will need a substantial police escort out of the ground, so petty and ridiculous were their continuous interruptions to the flow of play. The lynching will be done by the Barmy Army if, that is, the England touring party have not got to them first. Had these two good, if perhaps insecure, men kept their counsel and not met five times to discuss the conditions, the match would be won and their slate clean. As it is some sort of inquest will have to take place and the point that neither man has played cricket at first-class level considered closely."
Ah, young Mr Nicholas – what a fine player you were for Hampshire in your day! And I have to say, your performances as a presenter on Channel 4 are informed, entertaining and do the sport credit.
However, your latest rant in the Sport Telegraph has me reaching for my favourite quill. Nobody would argue that the England players, supporters and the ground authorities – who can hardly charge for today’s play – would have liked to have seen the end of the match that evening. But the poor umpires have another thought in mind – getting all the players safely off the field at the end. No, I don’t mean rioting fans causing mayhem: I’m talking balls.
Nothing new there, then, I hear you say. But just consider this:
Law 3 THE UMPIRE – states that if the umpires together agree that the light is UNSUITABLE for play, they ask the batting side if they wish to continue. If they do, it has to stay AS BAD, or GET WORSE, before they can ask to go off again. There is no consideration given to the fielding side. That’s because the unsuitability of the light mainly affects the batsman.
But now read Law 3 – 9 (d) "If at any time the umpires together agree that the conditions of ground, weather or light are so bad that there is obvious and foreseeable risk to the safety of ANY player or umpire, so that it would be UNREASONABLE or DANGEROUS for play to take place… they shall immediately suspend play… The decision as to whether the conditions are so bad as to warrant such an action is one for the umpires alone to make."
Ever tried fielding in the dark, my children? Such fun it is, as the ball rushes past you with someone shouting, "Well stop it, then!" I have looked with trepidation at some of those Geddings matches finishing at 9 o’clock and hoped that no-one gets hurt in the honourable cause of charity. Luckily, wisdom has prevailed, and play is less frantic than at Test level!
So why did Billy Bowden and Daryl Harper take the players off? Because they have a duty of care to the players and each other. After all, as Mr Nicholas whimsically pointed out,
"It was a shame Vaughan was given out lbw when umpire Harper was the only one who could not see clearly." In that case, it was as well they went off before any more erroneous decisions were made! There is also the fear of litigation: what if a fabulous career were terminated by an injury in the dark?
"As it is some sort of inquest will have to take place and the point that neither man has played cricket at first-class level considered closely."
Well, Mr Nicholas, excusing your amateurish English, what difference would their playing experience make in this situation? Their umpiring has been commended at all levels up to this date. You can be assured that the Lawmakers would back to the hilt any umpire who – with his colleague’s agreement – brought the players off in dangerous or unreasonable conditions.
Were the players in any physical danger? Let’s leave (almost) the last word to the all-seeing Mr Nicholas:
"When he could get the strike, Michael Vaughan was no less scintillating. One pull stroke to a ball barely short of a length flew over deep backward square leg for six; another went wide of mid-on as if propelled by a rocket launcher."
Iraq, anyone? Or Palestine?
Athene Noctua
Umpire's Corner
Hi folks! Yes, I’ve got my beady eyes on you, never fear. The owl is traditionally the symbol of watchfulness and wisdom. Why then, you might well ask, have umpires adopted me as their mascot? Envy. Plain and simple. Well, it’s better to travel hopefully than to arrive, so they say.
In the meantime, I’m aware that you poor humans are subject to the foibles of the motley variety of persons, trained and otherwise, who play the role of umpire. Now I know only too well that some of them fall far short of your expectations: you just deceived their best bat into nibbling your teasing away-floater to the ‘keeper, but that doesn’t mean the foolish umpire will raise the dismissing digit.
The point is, the Laws of Cricket, drawn up by my excellent friends at the MCC, don’t ask you to respect the person wearing the torn coat with missing buttons over a snazzy pair of Bermuda shorts. They aren’t asking for miracles. He could be shagging your missus, for all I know. Or seething from the dodgy decision he got in the first over.
Oh no, they’re much smarter than that. In the bit at the front of the Laws… you know, the bit that says "The Preamble – The Spirit of Cricket"… after the bit about the major responsibility for ensuring the spirit of fair play rests with the captains (hands up those who thought it was "the umpires"!) there’s this little gem: -
- The Spirit of the Game involves RESPECT for:
- Your opponents
- Your own captain and team
- The role of the umpires
- The game’s traditional values
The role of the umpires, eh? Now ain’t that clever! So you can hate the bloke’s guts and plan to stick a potato up his exhaust when it gets dark (especially if he’s parked outside your house!), as long as you treat him with respect while he’s the umpire. And if he’s not just a twenty-minute fill-in, that means from the moment he arrives at the ground to the moment he leaves. Welcome him, accept he’s human and will make mistakes, thank him for his efforts, even buy him a drink – just keep telling yourself, it’s for the good of the game. It might even help to get a more acceptable response to your appeals (or those that appeal against you)!
Now put your hands together for the Honorary Secretary of Ware (OH) CC, who has passed with flying colours the stiffest written test my pals at the Umpires and Scorers Association could devise. David Green – we salute you! Doubtless Dave will be spending more time in the middle than previously, but that would be true of the vast majority of the umpires I observe!
Athene Noctua